Today’s Thoughts:

There are two things you should never, ever do.
1) Key a car…just don’t do it…ever.
2) Never wear a tee shirt with any kind of bedazzling (This rule can be broken for two reasons: If you are attending a theme party, or if your nickname is “The Situation”).

What the hell happened to Green Day (?)…Did they collectively get neutered after the
late 90's?

Once and for all…Who let the dogs out?

Bench presses strike me as being one of the most overrated, impractical exercises that one can do at the gymnasium…However, due to the fact that someday I will probably have to save my friends from a giant falling boulder while escaping a booby-trap ridden cave…I work them into my routine.

-Peter J.